Snot funny.

Everybody has at least one nasty habit.

Picking your teeth, ear, ass or nose all qualify as nasty habits. Of course, having a nasty little habit isn’t embarrassing – it’s getting caught that makes it hideous.

Most intriguing though, are people who do not even attempt to hide their nasty little habits. I have one associate that scratches her scalp all the time, and then proceeds to sniff her fingernails in clear daylight. If you have to sniff remnants of your scalp to find out if it smells bad – you can bet your ass it does.

But this one is the hum dinger. I can only refer to this individual as “someone I know”, because I really don't want my head bashed in. For reference, let’s simply refer to this individual as “the boogie roller”, an individual who has crafted his exceptionally dirty little habit into a hobby of sorts. First, our boogie roller mines a nasty hunk of snot, and then proceeds to work it between this thumb and index finger, forming a round, sticky ball of snot. He will then proceed to play with it, in front of people, for longer than I would chew a stick of gum.

Once bored with his snot ball, he proceeds to flick it haphazardly into the air. This garners a reaction similar to sitting at a hockey game when the puck looks like it’s coming in your direction. Everyone talks about this gross out - except to him. He is simply known as "the boogie roller".

So contain your nasty little habits to the bathroom, and if you really feel the need to share, flick them over to post secret.

6 Comments:

At 2:25 PM, Blogger Kerstin said...

I don't know where you found that picture, but I about lost it when I saw it.

Thanks for a great laugh!

 
At 6:52 PM, Blogger the original piker said...

But then what does she do with the glove???

 
At 9:10 PM, Blogger Kerstin said...

That's a very good question! I can't imagine she'd have a drawer full of snotty gloves...but who knows?

 
At 2:12 AM, Anonymous K said...

I caught a boyfriend biting his toenails. After that when he would kiss me i wanted to vomit and had to break up with him.

Who bites their toenails. Loser.

 
At 5:53 PM, Anonymous lena said...

ahhh...my bf used to use toothpicks at restaurants...just randomly letting it roll around in his mouth or used in like a coalminer. after i made a big deal about it, i had to go through a period where he pretended to throw the used toothpicks at me. but at least, after enough shaming he has given the bad habit.

 
At 5:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

c'mon we all fall victim to those moments of weakness where a tissue simply isn't nearby...just smart people know to keep that behavior at home.

 

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