Hairy and scary. Part 2.

You can’t have too much money, but you can have too much hair.

Although the hair I am talking about is not on your head. Perhaps it doesn’t bother most people, but hair in all the wrong places just weirds me out. Of course women tend to be better about hair management in general.

Women have figured out that a single pair of tweezers can go a long way. It still doesn’t mean you won’t see a woman that has a mustache like Hitler, but it’s a lot less common then men’s hairy orifices.

As men get older, they tend to get hair, and I mean an abundance of hair, in the most undesirable places. There's is a man that works in our office building, a very well educated professional who has a fucking bush growing out of his nose. I want to say something… but what? “Hey, what are you, fucking Rapunzel? I can't even look at him.

Worse yet is one of my doctors, this dude has trees growing out of his ears. Like he's gonna get a pick and fucking style it or something. Ears and noses shouldn't look like a Chia pet. It’s gross.

Hint: it's called trimmer.

3 Comments:

At 1:39 AM, Anonymous Mithrandir said...

Leaving forests (of hair) growing out of one's ears or nose is just not paying attention to your mirror. It is just inattentiveness or laziness (IMO). If you look in a mirror, I do not see how one cannot see the hair in the ears or nose.

What can you say to these people? Unless you are a close enough friend, they probably will tell you to take a hike. Maybe it is a job for the local barber or hair stylist.

Maybe something about hair etiquette is something to add to the film shown in health class. ;)

 
At 1:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's gross but there is nothing we can do about it unless the person affected thinks otherwise.

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger MOMKISS2U said...

mental note for the aging....never, ever, ever pull a graying pubic hair out...

 

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